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Putin still can’t believe it’s not butter!

Vladamir Putin (Sagittarius): The President of Russia

The Russian President also called for almond milk to be re-branded and cottage cheese to be discontinued.

In a press statement released yesterday, Vladamir Putin revealed he feels deceived by the American brand, adding that US-Russia relations will undoubtedly suffer as a result.The news comes just days after Donald Trump publicly referred to Putin as a “nancy-boy” amidst claims that he could only deadlift 140 kilos.Regarding Putin’s statement, Trump claims “I obviously knew is wasn’t butter”, “I eat butter. Good butter, the best butter. I have the best butter, believe me. People tell me all the time, they say ‘Donald J Trump you have the best butter’ and I say ‘I know’. Believe me my butter is the best and I can tell you right now, that’s not butter”.Whitehouse spokesman Michael Pfeiffer dismissed any calls for an apology to Mr Putin, “We’re not going to sit here and churn out excuses, and we’re not going to butter him up. This nonsense has spread too far already”.Mr Pfeiffer has since been relieved of his duties at the White House.

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