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“My life has been turned upside down” – First case of Coronervirus confirmed in the UK

After a normal life as an Accountant, Iden Tify-Bods now finds himself with an insatiable urge to find the truth in life’s, or death’s, trickiest cases.

“Sure, I know how to reconcile accounts. But IAS 9001 doesn’t extend to reconciling loved ones”


Public Health England have declined to comment on the infectious nature of this disease. However, an NHS spokesperson told us that they are “thoroughly chuffed” about this revelation following the recent decline in interest in the occupation.

It’s unclear what the long term effects of this illness will be. But for now at least, Iden balances the books of Life and Death on a daily basis.

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